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[12 Aug 2004|09:05pm]

Bit quiet in here ey lads?

S o w h o g o t l a i d l a t e l y ?

I guess everybody's gettin some if there's a fallow patch in the posting season.
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[21 Feb 2004|01:28am]

What with another tragic heartbreak, I figured I'd give this place another shot of Viagra and get it back on it's feet.

So what do ya say? I'm not asking for a circle-jerk or anything, just a pretty shoulder to cry on, and a nice kiss on the cheek.
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NO WAY! [29 Jul 2003|11:30am]

Shocking new study reveals that cheat more, and feel less guilt about it.

No shit, Sherlock. I could have told you that.

Plus you've got to love that wonderful double standard. If a guy cheats, hes an asshole and a scumbag. If a women cheats, its obviously because her boyfriend/husband is an asshole and isn't keeping her happy.

Fucking women.
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Women are just plain Evil [11 Jul 2003|12:09am]

Evil I tell you. Evil.

She's just SO DAMN cute.

But such a bad idea.

My head hurts.

and I'm tired.

I just want this to end. For better or worse.
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[04 Jul 2003|04:46pm]



Thanks, that's all.
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So I got stuck on this quotes site... [20 Jun 2003|02:44am]

[ mood | cynical ]

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

- Neil Gaiman

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

- Ninon De L'Enclos

If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have.

- Sir james M. Barrie

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

- Matt Groening :D

Aaaand just a little something from this nifty song.

"I stand on the edge of destruction emotionally ruined by the warmth I most desire I will not fall prey to love of a human kind for love is weakness; Love is the fall of every man "

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[20 Jun 2003|12:11am]

[ mood | amused ]


HAHAHA!!! Dear God some of those are so terrible....

Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night?
A: Crib death.

Oh the extreme guilt I feel for laughing at that... :x I think 90% of the humor is the fact that they're just SO offensive and unbelievable. Yeah that's it. I laugh in shock.

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[18 Jun 2003|01:14am]

Did anyone look up to Victor from the Young and the Restless as the alpha-type male when they were really young? Was there something wrong with me?
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[16 Jun 2003|08:25pm]

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I had this nice rant written up... [14 Jun 2003|09:41pm]

But it can be summarized as such:

Women are evil.
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[12 Jun 2003|09:13pm]

Are things such as this acceptable? :D They don't speak. They're just kinda... there. Yum.

Hi. I am a goddess


And this...
Hot computer, yes?

Would you believe that's someone's PC?

Well it is.
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Popping the cherry [12 Jun 2003|02:32pm]

[ mood | busy ]

The first post by the first user in the new community... I feel like I'm taking the v-card from some nubile young chick out behind the school.

The place is pretty self-explanatory, if you bother to read the info *points to the link at the top of the page.* It's a closed community, but there aren't many strict rules to gain admission - have a weiner, and need to vent about the gender on which you like to use it. Feel free to talk about other "manly" stuff as well, like sports, cars, knitting... whatever floats your boat. Anyone can add comments though, dude or chick, so feel free to have your say... ya never know, some use might come of it. If you want in, just contact me, either through my username, or through my email that's listed in the community info. not a tough concept, eh?

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